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⚐ Report// Delaney's story about setting his crush on fire "My 18th birthday, senior year in high school, my mom told me I could invite a friend over" "Jennifer Kitchridge had blue eyes blond hair...and she accepts graciously" "My mom had spent the whole day making this ice cream cake, it was like this giant jelly roll" "We all have dinner, I have no idea what I ate, I blocked it out of my memory" "Because we are fancy, my mom sprinkled confectionery sugar" "I'm terribly embarrassed because I was an 18 year boy" "I take this giant man boy breath to blow out the candles" "The first row of candles go out, the 2nd row goes out...if you look really close the confectionery sugar begin to dance" "Begins to gracefully swirl up and I create this fireball and impacts her right in the chest." "She screams and runs to the bathroom to put out the fire." "That was the end of my relationship with Jennifer. We did not date."
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⚐ Report*Sudhish microwaves food in a lab microwave* Delaney: I would not eat something microwaved from a lab microwave. Delaney: If you get ethidium bromide poisoning, I am not responsible.
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⚐ ReportWoodward: Dr. Delaney is a man with a beard, and teaches like 8 different subjects Woodward: Ms. Glenn does not have a beard
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⚐ ReportDelaney: you can’t make insulin and copy your entire genome at the same time Delaney: that’s the myth of multitasking
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⚐ ReportDelaney: I renamed by SRP class to Senior Long Research Project so I can call it SLRP(slurp)!
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⚐ Report// Delaney is reading his microscope measurement questions Delaney: “James (my son) draws a sperm 75 mm long” Ash, from the back: —should I put them on the table? Delaney: sperm? Ash: …microscopes Delaney: oh no we don’t need those. Delaney: or sperm.