// Continuation of previous story Glenn: It's so uncanny that both of my children do the exact same things at the exact same times unbeknownst to each other. Andy: Well, they clearly got it from you. Glenn: That's true, but my sister and I didn't do the same things. Andy: Didn't you also roll around in poison ivy to miss school? Glenn: Yes, and unfortunately I am not allergic to it.
*Sudhish microwaves food in a lab microwave* Delaney: I would not eat something microwaved from a lab microwave. Delaney: If you get ethidium bromide poisoning, I am not responsible.
//reading Twenty Hours Rao: If I poisoned my husband this morning, it would feel really weird to teach this class. Student: Did you poison your husband this morning? Rao: I'm not married, so there's no one to poison.
//Analysis 1B, discussing upcoming class where Schwartz shows The Princess Bride Schwartz: Snacks would be a good idea. Giles used to make waffles. If I made waffles I would poison you. Sam: That's just gonna help us build a tolerance to the poison.