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#13026

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Feb. 9, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: You could write [the closure of a set S] as "S∪∂S". Student: Sus! Schwartz: No, it's "suds"! Andy: Sudhish?

#12410

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Oct. 27, 2023, 10:05 a.m.

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*Sudhish microwaves food in a lab microwave* Delaney: I would not eat something microwaved from a lab microwave. Delaney: If you get ethidium bromide poisoning, I am not responsible.

#12020

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Aug. 30, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// Dr. Delaney talking about how he accidentally injected himself with mouse bone marrow Delaney: So now I am allergic to mice but I can also smell mice from far away. Sudhish: So you're mouse man!

#11690

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March 16, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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//Hammond visited to tell us about Puzzlepalooza and its origin Hammond: You would show up to school on time, have nothing to do for two hours, and get hit by a car when you go to Starbucks. Hammond: Then we made Puzzlepalooza, and everyone loved it, and nobody died that year. Hammond, quietly: Nobody died in the previous years. That's a joke. I guess it's too early for jokes. //later Hammond, to Bosse: These are good questions they're asking. Is this your Ravenclaw class? //later, after Hammond left Bosse: No questions? You had so many questions for Mr ... what's-his-name. Sudhish: Why don't you know his name? Bosse: There's so many Peters running around here!

#11606

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Sudhish: who did you have for orgo? Andy: Dr. Brabazon Sudhish: Did you have Hart at all? Andy: Yeah, for the first three weeks before she went on maternity leave and then again at the end of the semester. Sudhish: Was she pregnant the first three weeks? Andy: …she was pregnant for the whole nine months before.

#11598

88

Feb. 22, 2023, 6:32 p.m.

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Bosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it. Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20? Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old. Sudhish: Yet //later Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.

#11351

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Dec. 22, 2022, 10:08 a.m.

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Stein: So from now on we will just slide over the maths. Stein: *makes water sloshing sounds* Sudhish: *grunts*

#11350

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Dec. 21, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, december 21 "Well, there are two types of people in the world. One: people who are intolerant of other people's opinions. Two: the Dutch." "Welcome to your last 8th period of 2022. I know this is a time for deep reflection, to think about how far you've come. If your last class was just around the corner: not very far." "Looking around the room, I've got plenty of argumentative people around me." "I just realised why it's so quiet today. Sudhish is absent." "BMM -- Black MA0s Matter? I don't know. It's the first thing that comes to mind. I have a small vocabulary." (after a student says he always looks great) "Well, someone needs to see the optometrist." "When explaining the miracle of Chanukah to modern children, you might compare the oil to a phone that you could use for eight days and nights without charging."

#11167

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Nov. 16, 2022, 10:23 a.m.

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Stein(to Sudhish): This is good. Stein: This is one of the few times you have been respectful.

#11007

08

Oct. 19, 2022, 9:44 a.m.

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Sudhish: *yawns loudly* Stein: Stop yawning, that's rude.