#12854

99

Jan. 18, 2024, 7:53 a.m.

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Jerry Song: If you need someone to explain the book to you because you didn’t read it, it’s like catching someone’s vomit in your mouth hoping to get some nutrients.

#12808

02

Jan. 3, 2024, 11:21 a.m.

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Jerry Song: the truth is so true!

#12806

15

Dec. 26, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Ace: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.

#12746

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Dec. 18, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Jerry Song: AP Lit is like that 15 minute unskippable ad you need to go through to unlock the next 2 hours of gameplay.

#12745

68

Dec. 17, 2023, 7:09 p.m.

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Jerry Song: One baby in the hand is better than two fetuses in the womb.

#12618

79

Nov. 30, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

#12614

33

Nov. 30, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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// Analyzing The Kiss by Klimt Jacobs: Jerry, what do you think of this painting? Jerry Song: I think the woman is a witch and the man used to be a giraffe, and the woman turned the giraffe into the man.

#12564

57

Nov. 20, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Bro I feel like a school district right now. Jerry: Gotta give comprehensive targeted support to all of my classes.

#12562

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Nov. 20, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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Bosse: You had an excused absence but you didn't tell me. What's wrong with you? Bosse: How did you do? Jerry Song: Well we got 1st place on the team round. Bosse: That's better than a 50% on my assignment.

#12538

37

Nov. 16, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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// Forensics Jerry Song: Petition to rename osteology to boning.