#11164

77

Nov. 15, 2022, 5:23 p.m.

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Schwartz: Why would I do that? Because I'm evil and I want you to suffer.

#10932

66

Oct. 6, 2022, 6:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: Pick a unit of length! Class: Metres Schwartz: You guys are so boring. You could have picked teaspoons per hectare, or something. Too late. ... Pick a unit of time! Class: Seconds Schwartz: Ugh, you guys are killing me.

#10774

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Sept. 7, 2022, 5:27 p.m.

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Schwartz: I don't really want to have to remember calculus in my Calculus class.

#10627

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May 28, 2022, 7:56 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: They can do multivariate calculus but can’t add.

#9970

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Feb. 11, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.

#9958

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Feb. 10, 2022, 2:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: Let's work with the other side and see if it works out more neatly... Or neater... I need ibuprofen.

#9426

6666

Nov. 23, 2021, 7:58 p.m.

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//Santi comes to class drinking from big mcdonalds soda cup that may or may not have been purchased off campus at lunch Schwartz: I hope you brought that from home this morning. Santi: I found it on the floor. Schwartz: Okay, good- wait. No.

#9009

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Feb. 18, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat

#9000

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Feb. 15, 2021, 10:46 p.m.

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//multivar recorded lecture Schwartz: End of problem, end of purple marker.

#8963

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Feb. 1, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//multivar Schulman: Don't tell Duval I called her Nyarlathotep.