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#10630

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May 28, 2022, 9:25 p.m.

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Grace: What happened to Linda? Leela: She died. Grace: Andy, Blairbash that.

#10629

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May 28, 2022, 9:03 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: I have $1000 in cash, I feel like a drug dealer. Leela: My dad’s a drug dealer? Jacen: How else are you gonna pay for college?

#10628

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May 28, 2022, 8:46 p.m.

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Leela: I think Chris is a hybrid of Katherine and me.

#10627

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May 28, 2022, 7:56 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: They can do multivariate calculus but can’t add.

#10414

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April 5, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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// Asher just thought of a clever solution to a math problem Asher: I'm so smart, guys. Leela: Nobody correct him, he's feeling good.

#10169

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March 5, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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Leela: Stay hydrated by squeezing water out of the French fries in the cafeteria.

#9349

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Nov. 12, 2021, 1:03 p.m.

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Leela: People are hot and wet.

#9200

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Oct. 6, 2021, 9:38 p.m.

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Schwartz: So how do we know when matrices commute? Leela: Probably around 8:30, if they want to get to work on time

#8897

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Jan. 14, 2021, 2:17 p.m.

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//multivar Leela: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet Schwartz: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet

#8136

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April 30, 2019, 10:03 p.m.

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//at the beginning of every functions class, a student reads a poem //leela misses joy's poem to do an errand for mr. kirk Leela: *walks in* Leela: Aw man! Joy, can you do the poem again? Joy: *sighs* Nothing gold can stay- Leela: *interrupts* Alright, I've got the gist