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#9436

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Nov. 29, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.

#9414

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Nov. 20, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk

#9411

2844

Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xVyC3ddPMny138oB8THjdqDZF154zQ2syYlFhjkSgJE/edit link to problem (use mcps account) //mod note: can i delete submissions for ideological disapproval

schafer, physics, shron moment

#9396

1418

Nov. 17, 2021, 11:34 p.m.

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//schafer turns to shron in class Schafer: "You are highly sus" Shron: starts dying from laughter bc he did this with his physics problems

#9349

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Nov. 12, 2021, 1:03 p.m.

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Leela: People are hot and wet.

#9276

1618

Nov. 5, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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// physics club, justin has forgotten how to do graphs in google sheets Schafer: Come on, seriously? Literally every freshman in this room can tell you how to do this.

#9266

-913

Nov. 3, 2021, 7:44 p.m.

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Dhruv: Heat is the average motional potential energy.

#9222

59

Oct. 20, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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"Pure math is not math" - Kohn Jim

#9176

810

Sept. 10, 2021, 9:12 a.m.

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"I feel like bullying doesn't exist in high school...when I grow up, i want to become. a principal of a school and expel kids who get bullied until only the bullies remain. I wonder how a society of only bullies would work, would they all become friends? Or would they continue to be bullies?" - Kohn Jim

#8934

1717

Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.