#9556

3030

Dec. 8, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.

#9506

3838

Dec. 3, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is talking about scientific misconceptions, and just asked, "How high up is the Space Station?" Schafer: My guess is that, the less scientifically inclined the person is, the longer the distance they are going to guess. Tiancheng: I'm guessing 1 meter.

#9505

1921

Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*

#9436

2931

Nov. 29, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.

#9414

5761

Nov. 20, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk

#9411

2844

Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

#9396

1418

Nov. 17, 2021, 11:34 p.m.

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//schafer turns to shron in class Schafer: "You are highly sus" Shron: starts dying from laughter bc he did this with his physics problems

#9349

1416

Nov. 12, 2021, 1:03 p.m.

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Leela: People are hot and wet.

#9276

1618

Nov. 5, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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// physics club, justin has forgotten how to do graphs in google sheets Schafer: Come on, seriously? Literally every freshman in this room can tell you how to do this.

#9266

-913

Nov. 3, 2021, 7:44 p.m.

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Dhruv: Heat is the average motional potential energy.