#11692

812

March 17, 2023, 7:43 a.m.

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Andy: You know that moment when you test your kids with a voltmeter and it reads 0 volts. Andy: No potential? Jerry Song: That moment when you ground your kids. Jerry: What you did was shocking, get grounded!

#11675

1111

March 14, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: If you're having a presentation, it should have strong meme game! Schafer: Sorry, I had to get that off of my chest.

#11660

1616

March 10, 2023, 8:03 a.m.

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Schafer: Did any of you guys have an easy bake oven when you were young? Schafer: I did. You guys all lived terribly sheltered lives. Schafer: Later in your English class search up what those are. Schafer: Or in any boring class, such as this one.

#11642

1313

March 7, 2023, 7:56 a.m.

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Schafer: My son Matthew would always ask why the other cars were going forward when I reversed my car. Schafer: Teaching a 2 year old relativity is tricky.

#11628

1313

March 2, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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//Schafer describing the electromagnetic spectrum! Schafer: The farther you go to the right, the closer you get to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Schafer: Ultraviolet, X-ray, gamma... Hulk Smash! Class: *suppressed laughter* Schafer: What are you laughing about? This is serious stuff!

#11621

1212

March 1, 2023, 8:46 a.m.

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Schafer: Now some of you guys might hold the wires and see if you can generate voltage. Schafer: Maybe if you think really hard you'll get some. Schafer: Still zero? You have no potential.

#11579

911

Feb. 16, 2023, 9:16 a.m.

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// Learning about the right hand rule for magnetism Schafer: You're driving your car down the street and you see someone with their thumb. Schafer: Public service announcement: don't hitchhike. But remember that your thumb is for velocity. Schafer: You're now pulling in the neighborhood, and you little kids running around in the neighborhood. Schafer: One of the kids goes "bang bang bang"! What is he representing with his hand? Students: A gun? Schafer: And what comes out of a gun? Students: A bullet? Schafer: And the first letter of bullet is B, so the index finger is for the magnetic field. Schafer: Now I'm coming home and both boys are playing and the dog is running all over the place. Schafer: So now I go to my wife and ask her how things are going and she goes *shows middle finger* Schafer: Remember that middle finger is for force.

#11578

1414

Feb. 16, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to learn how to use our middle finger today. Schafer: Some of you think you're really good at it.

#11568

1010

Feb. 14, 2023, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: Have you ever seen a whale? Jeremy: No. Schafer: Okay. I can show you some pictures later.

#11561

1818

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Schafer: So there's this guy Archimedes, who's sitting in a bathtub and he's about to be in big trouble with the king. Schafer: He sees the water level rising and he says "eureka" and then runs through the streets naked. Schafer: Good times.