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⚐ ReportThomas: Christine O'Donnell isn't Asian. Richard: After I breed with her, she will be.
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⚐ ReportTheresa: You should try out for InToneNation. How else are you going to ask a girl to prom? Thomas: With a giant flashing LED sign!
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⚐ Report//Thomas walks in thermo with donuts Ostrander: Did you bring enough for everyone? Thomas: No... Ostrander: Why don't you? There's a rule where if you want to have donuts you must have enough for your teachers!
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⚐ ReportGrossman: We don't need to see New Zealand's reaction to Osama's death. Thomas: They're probably too busy having sex with sheep and being upside down anyways.
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⚐ ReportThomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.
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⚐ ReportThomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...
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⚐ Report//the class is writing stories. They have been assigned ironic as the tone, a sulfur pit as the setting, someone's eye must be poked out, and Gordon Freeman as the main character Viju: It's ironic 'cause they poke an EYE out! Bob: It's ironic 'cause his crowbar is made of iron! Thomas: It's ironic 'cause he's in a sulfur pit!
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⚐ ReportThomas: Bob, we're not taking the optimum path. Bob: Well, now that we've started walking, it's become the optimum path. Myles: I hate it when that happens!
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⚐ Report//at mini golf Thomas (holding up a blue golf ball): How am I supposed to get rid of these blue balls when there's a five stroke limit per hole!