#7110

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Jan. 12, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

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//on the bus Priyanka: I did it again. Andrew: You lost your phone? Harris: Check your backpack, it’s usually there. //frantically looks through first pocket of backpack Priyanka: I can feel it at the bottom! //frantically looks in the bottom of every pocket Priyanka: wait... //looks down in lap, realizes that her phone is there

#3336

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May 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Theresa: Can we play with the grill? Teacher: ... no. Teacher: You can play Frisbee; you can play soccer; you can play volleyball; you can play... er, Alex! ...but you can't play with the grill! Student: How do you play Alex? Andrew Lu: You punch him repeatedly in the face until he cries.

#3100

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March 17, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

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Brian: We're waiting for parts. Andrew RS: Well, did you order them? Brian: Umm, no.

#2559

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Nov. 17, 2010, 2:37 p.m.

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//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.

#1296

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...but really, that's a few thousand -- okay, maybe only one thousand -- years down the line from when they realized that establishing permanent settlements...why are you playing rock paper scissors? Andrew RS: She said she was bored! [A debate about the necessity of exam review ensues] Ravilious: O ye wise people who aren't playing rock paper scissors, tell me why they chose to develop settled lifestyles.