Tolnay: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever been in jail?
Hinkle: What? [to student] Why would he ask that?
Hinkle: So you wanna know if I've ever been locked up?
Tolnay: Yes, Mr. Hinkle.
Hinkle: The answer is, I'm sorry to say, no. Have I ever been locked up? No. Have I almost been locked up? Yes.
[There is a moment of silence]
Tolnay, incredulous: Seriously? You've _really_ never been in jail?