#12086

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Sept. 8, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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// College talk Ostrander: Whatever happens to you for the next 4 years, it will be fine. Ostrander: For my brother, that was jail. He turned out fine.

#9715

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Jan. 6, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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Duval: We're moving into cells. Andy: You're locking us up? *Entire class laughs* Duval: Yes.

#2975

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Feb. 23, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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Hinkle: Oho! C.J.'s eighteen now! You know, you're eighteen now, so there's big people's jail! And you know what's in big people's jail? There's a guy called Bubba!

#2559

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Nov. 17, 2010, 2:37 p.m.

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//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.

#2481

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:05 p.m.

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Pham: You just violate what law? Conservation of energy! What other law? Law of United State, you end up in jail and don't complain about it!

#1762

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April 9, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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Tolnay: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever been in jail? Hinkle: What? [to student] Why would he ask that? Student: *shrugs* Hinkle: So you wanna know if I've ever been locked up? Tolnay: Yes, Mr. Hinkle. Hinkle: The answer is, I'm sorry to say, no. Have I ever been locked up? No. Have I almost been locked up? Yes. [There is a moment of silence] Tolnay, incredulous: Seriously? You've _really_ never been in jail?