Delaney: Why are you black?
Daniel Chen: So Henok, is the basketball team like, all black guys or something? Henok: Well no. I mean, there's Justin, me, ... *pauses to think who else* OH WAIT. SHIT.
//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.
Blitz: "I don't wanna get too close to a black hole. I don't even wanna throw my dog close to it."