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May 18, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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// complex presentations Schwartz: did you just prove that by saying you're being hand-wavey and therefore we can do it? Santi: oh yeah Schwartz: excellent. Proof by lack of rigor.



March 2, 2022, 5:37 p.m.

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//waiting for buses //someone (a teacher?) dramatically escorts "Andrew" through the front doors, protecting him from nearby students "Andrew's my favourite student. If I find any of you messing with him, there'll be consequences -- and repercussions." "I don't know what those words mean, but it'll happen!"



Jan. 14, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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//In pchem debating whether cars are meant to get you from point a to b. Andrew: Have you ever driven a stick shift? Srihari: Yeah, I'm decent at it. I've never driven a manual though.



Nov. 30, 2021, 11 a.m.

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Andrew: No no no Xan don’t hot glue the wheels together! That was a sarcastic comment!



Feb. 28, 2018, 3:32 p.m.

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*Telon hugs Andrew* Kaluta: awwww *everyone laughs* *street walks in* Street: I'm so confused... *Telon is still hugging Andrew* Street: Well I mean, Andrew is a pretty good looking guy.



Feb. 12, 2018, 2:28 p.m.

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Komo: If you have feelings, you shouldn't be on the Internet.



Jan. 12, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

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//on the bus Priyanka: I did it again. Andrew: You lost your phone? Harris: Check your backpack, it’s usually there. //frantically looks through first pocket of backpack Priyanka: I can feel it at the bottom! //frantically looks in the bottom of every pocket Priyanka: wait... //looks down in lap, realizes that her phone is there



May 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Theresa: Can we play with the grill? Teacher: ... no. Teacher: You can play Frisbee; you can play soccer; you can play volleyball; you can play... er, Alex! ...but you can't play with the grill! Student: How do you play Alex? Andrew Lu: You punch him repeatedly in the face until he cries.



March 17, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

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Brian: We're waiting for parts. Andrew RS: Well, did you order them? Brian: Umm, no.



Nov. 17, 2010, 2:37 p.m.

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//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.