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#11226
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⚐ ReportKaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??
#11181
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⚐ Report//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.
#11179
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⚐ ReportKaluta: I’ve read every quote on Blairbash. Kaluta: I even remember analog Blairbash.
#11072
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⚐ Report//Someone misentered one of Kaluta's Blairbash quotes. Kaluta: Thanks for fixing the quote, Andy. Various students: He's the admin! Kaluta: He's the madman? Andy: I'm the admin of the site. Kaluta: Oh, the admin! ... I think madman fits better.
#11053
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⚐ ReportKaluta: So there's a Blairbash quote on me that says "I'm gonna beat you" and that's not what I said. Kaluta: I said "I'm gonna beat you *and it's gonna hurt*"
#11028
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⚐ Report// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!