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#11226

1313

Nov. 29, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??

"I won't be mad if you're doing homework for another class, but I will get upset if you talk about Applebee's." He didn't actually hit Sudhish

fot, kaluta

#11181

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 12:33 a.m.

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//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.

#11179

1616

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:39 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’ve read every quote on Blairbash. Kaluta: I even remember analog Blairbash.

#11120

1317

Nov. 9, 2022, 3:05 p.m.

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Nicole: It's like astrology but better!

#11098

1414

Nov. 2, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Kaluta: You need Tinu for blairhacks? Kaluta: Well, he is kind of a hack.

#11072

1414

Oct. 28, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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//Someone misentered one of Kaluta's Blairbash quotes. Kaluta: Thanks for fixing the quote, Andy. Various students: He's the admin! Kaluta: He's the madman? Andy: I'm the admin of the site. Kaluta: Oh, the admin! ... I think madman fits better.

#11053

79

Oct. 27, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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Kaluta: So there's a Blairbash quote on me that says "I'm gonna beat you" and that's not what I said. Kaluta: I said "I'm gonna beat you *and it's gonna hurt*"

#11040

1212

Oct. 26, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re the type to stress over these things… well, then suffer.

#11038

1214

Oct. 26, 2022, 3:31 p.m.

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//p9 fot Kaluta: I’m gonna beat you! Victor: That sounds great, actually!

resident p9 fot blairbasher Katie wasn’t here today :(

victor, fot, kaluta

#11028

911

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!