#1856

911

May 1, 2010, 5:34 p.m.

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Amir: I think his goal is to establish… Gross: To stab the shit out of him?! Amir: Es-tab-lish

#1766

1010

April 10, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Quinn: Penalize is a weird word. Like penalty...and subpoena... Gross: Penis is a weird word, too...I haven't had to say that this early in a while. Class: LOL - Later - Gross: Sure, the lady in black and the lovers can get together - like a threesome!...Wow, didn't think I'd say that this early either.

#1760

1414

April 9, 2010, 1:53 p.m.

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Nilay, to Gibi: You look like a dinosaur. Gibi, to Gross: They're verbally harassing me! Gross: You're harassing them by how you look.

#1630

1414

March 10, 2010, 9:33 p.m.

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// discussing the awakening in ap lang, esp. adele when dr. simel walks in Mrs. Gross: If you're a women, you can be a housewife, a trophy wife, an assistant, a nurse... Student: Or prostitute! Mrs: Or a prostitute. Adele's a perfect housewife though. She's on her back all the time. Having sex or having a baby. Having something! Dr. Simel: What book is this? Class: The Awakening Dr. Simel: I love it already. // as she walks out she grabs a copy.

#1590

1010

March 5, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Student: She hears EVERYTHING! Gross, leans over: I what everything? Student: You HEAR everything!

#1560

66

Feb. 28, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Gross: Let's go back to...or...I don't want to call it 'the standard model of rape'

#1453

35

Feb. 3, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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//From upstairs: BANG. BANG. BANG. Student: Did they put a basketball court upstairs? Justine: Yeah, just yesterday Trina: Wait, really?!

#1246

210

Dec. 22, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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// Email from Ms. Gross during the blizzard of 2009 Hello class! I hope you've been enjoying the weather--I have made too many snow angels to count and am in complete sugar-shock from too much hot cocoa. Here's the deal--please get me your papers as soon as you are able. I would really like to be able to grade them over break, and I'm sure you already have them completed, so why not just hand them in? Please email me your final papers as well as your four profiles. I can always look up the article online, but I would like the column analyses so that I can refer back to them as I read your papers. You may attach them as just one file, or as five separate ones--the format is up to you. This will save all of you who never seem to have time to print before class anyway! It's better this way--hard copies are sooooo Puritan!

#1218

48

Dec. 19, 2009, 9:11 a.m.

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//some girl walks into class, asks for scissors Gorss: They're right there //girl walks past Student: what are you making? //Gross makes wrist-slitting motions

#1161

66

Dec. 14, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

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Gross: Yeah, [Maureen Dowd] was an office whore. Anyway,... //writes on board: scorned wh Gross: Err, no one saw that //quickly erases "wh" and replaces with "woman"