Rose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.
// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.
Theresa: I've never read The Princess Bride or seen the movie. Amir: Are you retired?!? Theresa: What?
Amir: I wonder what God's sperm would look like under a microscope
Ms. Gross: Amir do you know any greek gods? Amir: uhhh Hermaphrodittte??
Amir: I think his goal is to establish… Gross: To stab the shit out of him?! Amir: Es-tab-lish
*Mr. Dema walks in pd. 7 genetics* Dema: Hey Dizzy! Class: O.o Dema: Oh, I mean...Mrs. Balla, was that what you were looking for? Amir: Desire...e Balla: I'm not answering to that. // pause // *Dema's looking at her t-shirt* Dema: What are you wearing? Balla: *shrug* I always support Duke. Dema: What's this madness?! Take off your shirt! Class: O_O
Amir: So, say I marry a hermaphrodite and we want to have kids... Balla: It's called adoption.
Balla: Imagine maybe the person sitting next to you could be your future husband or wife. Manisha: Awww Austin doesnt have anyone sitting next to him Amir: He should make it realistic and put his left hand on that empty chair. Austin: *$@$ You
[Mr. Schafer wants to read Amir's story to the class] Amir: [stalling] "But, uh, the handwriting's kinda bad..." Mr. Schafer: "Trust me. I'm a professional. Gimme the paper."