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#5192
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⚐ Report//Klein talking about his parents choosing his career for him Klein: Anyway, I was sort of thrust into that. Naveh: So to speak... //Class laughs Klein: You can make sexual innuendos out of anything! You just have to be mature and not make them. (pauses) Klein: I have to keep myself from telling like four stories right now. Or else I'll end up on that stupid Blair bash thing.
#4988
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⚐ ReportTeddy: What if we interpret it as weird reverse sex? Klein:...I don't think there's an answer to that.
#4911
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⚐ ReportKlein: Alex Fairhall will create an outdoor library Student: Wouldn't the books all get wet? Klein: Not if it's not raining
#4750
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⚐ ReportStudent: "Chapter Eight is full of so much imagery" Klein: "And words! So many words!"
#4732
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⚐ ReportKlein: As you get older, time seems to speed up. Either that or I'm going crazy. Seriously, I feel like my wife just got pregnant last night. //Time passes Klein: The Butler had a cocaine habit...but I'm not sure if there is enough evidence to justify that. //A bit later Klein: There are plenty of other 12 year-olds in the sea, so why pick your cousin? //:ater Klein: "GET 'EM; FRY 'EM UP; KILL EM!"
#4707
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⚐ Report//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.
#4576
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⚐ Report//Klein mentions the Blair tasing incident from the 2012-2013 school year. Robert Rose: Why would you punch a cop? What do you get out of punching a cop? It's like punching a cactus!