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May 8, 2016, 10:34 a.m.

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Vishnu: They don't call me professor for nothing



April 22, 2016, 1:06 p.m.

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//Complex is choosing research topics //Ethan Holland is written as everyone's partner Ramya: When did Ethan become the new Vishnu?



Feb. 4, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

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//Schafer and Stein walk into Optics, announcing that Vishnu is in trouble Schafer: What class is this? Davis: Optics. Schafer: I can see that. Stein (to Vishnu): Look at this form, and look at where you should have signed your name. Now we've learned from optics. Vishnu: Oh. (Signs form)



Jan. 7, 2016, 1:09 p.m.

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Stein: Who else's partner is absent Alex Brassel: Mine. Vishnu. Stein: We call him Vishy-D



Dec. 18, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

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//Math Phys discussing Special Relativity Vishnu: If you see something coming towards you at c...I mean, if you watch something coming towards you at c, like if you see something...agh! Arnold: What you're saying is right, it's just how you're saying it that makes it sound wrong.



Dec. 8, 2015, 9:56 p.m.

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Vishnu: I'm sensitive in the flabby parts

Right after being hit in the stomach




Dec. 8, 2015, 9:55 p.m.

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In logic, discussing a proof that was due that class Vishnu: I haven't done it yet. Ji: I haven't started. Vishnu: But I know how to do it... Vishnu: You have to milk out the contradiction.



Sept. 29, 2015, 10:10 p.m.

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//Last Thursday, Redskins vs. Giants Schafer: And the Redskins are going to lose tonight. Vishnu: There's still hope-- Schafer: No. No. Just no. Schwartz: Redskins? Is But doesn't football start in the winter?



Sept. 15, 2014, 10:50 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: If I were a bee I would sting Vishnu.



Feb. 14, 2011, 8:36 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Multivar with Math Phys invites Schafer: So what class is this anyways? Teacher: Well, just look at who's in it! Schafer: I dunno, I see Vishnu over there.