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April 29, 2015, 5:32 p.m.

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Teddy: If you can't breathe you can't fail me!

Jokingly threatening Whitacre. Whitacre says that seniors still need to turn in work, and Teddy offers him a Chipotle gift card to induce heart disease.

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May 30, 2014, 12:18 p.m.

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Teddy: What if we interpret it as weird reverse sex? Klein:...I don't think there's an answer to that.



March 25, 2014, 6:26 p.m.

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(in reference to Mogge and the world test tomorrow) Teddy: That punk



Nov. 12, 2013, 1:27 p.m.

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Pham: Teddy, you get me in trouble last week play pokemon. Teddy: what? Pham: You were in lab, and Ms. Piper walk behind and see you play pokemon. Teddy: But I was in Dvorsky's lab- Pham: You need grow eyes behind your head! Make sure she don't see you! Teddy: Okay, I'll make sure she never sees me playing pokemon again.



Oct. 11, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

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Rose: Who wants to help me out at the magnet orientation night thing? Teddy: OOH OOH ME! Rose: Megan? Awesome. Teddy: Aww what about me? Rose: Teddy, there are like 200 people who I would pick before I picked you. //Talking about why Rose: The thing is Teddy, you're like a wild man. I just couldn't be sure what you'd do at any moment. You might start yelling random shit or just get up and leave or like pull your pants off and I just wouldn't see it coming



May 6, 2013, 6:19 p.m.

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Teddy: Mr. Rose, I have to leave now. Rose: Aw man, why? Teddy: I have a doctor's appointment. Rose: To get your brain fixed?



May 4, 2013, 10:37 a.m.

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Rose: You stretch out the sigma, and it turns into this S-thingy. In fact, sigma is the Greek S. Then you make this delta into a d... Teddy: So you translated from Greek to English? Rose: Pretty much.



April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.



Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.