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Dec. 13, 2019, 8:19 a.m.

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//Matthew Casertano is loudly playing a Prager U video in class Albert Y. Ho: If you don’t stop, I’m going to eat you. JLH: ...”Eat” or “ yeet”? A. Ho: ...Let’s go with yeet. It makes me seem like more of a functional human. --approx. five seconds later— A. Ho: Don’t mess with me, I can unhinge my jaw like a viper.



June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.



Dec. 18, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//Albert is about to perform a duet in band Albert: This piece contains many un-timetable timings, un-glissable glisses, and - dare I say - un-dynamicable dynamics. This is intentional. All the mistakes you hear were carefully practiced to show the chaos and the sadness of the world.



Jan. 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

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//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.



Nov. 6, 2013, 2:46 a.m.

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Sophia: Eric, are you really talented at trumpet? Eric V: No... Sophia: Well, you are now.



Dec. 9, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

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//Going over motifs Clay: And what is this called? Albert: Of Mice and Men. Clay: .....facepalm //Class laughs Albert: Wait, I don't get it.



Sept. 4, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

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Bosse: Guys! Calm down! The girls and Albert are trying to work.



Nov. 5, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over

Apparently Albert actually was in class and nobody noticed him...

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Dec. 20, 2010, 11:16 p.m.

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//Albert walks into APNSL with a Victoria's Secret bag. Jack: Hey Albert, what you got in that bag? Albert: Just some perfume from Janvi for Secret Santa. Henok: He also has his bras in there! DOUBLE D's JUST LIKE HIS NSL GRADE!

Hahaha funny quote from henok again, albert totally had it coming!

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