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⚐ ReportAlbert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!
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⚐ Report//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!
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⚐ Report// bus ride Albert: Look an orange! Albert: now it’s here Albert: and now it’s here Albert: Boop boop boop boop! *bounces orange between hands*
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⚐ Report*In mathphys* John: I wish it was "Inside Out" but with my head Dhruv: You mean the horror movie?
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⚐ Report* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.
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⚐ Report//Ms. Bosse has left SRP for the period, Kaluta is calling names *Albert runs in frantically* Albert: Did I miss attendance? Kaluta: So all you people standing need to return your Arduinos. Albert: Wait, this isn't attendance!!
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⚐ Report//Matthew Casertano is loudly playing a Prager U video in class Albert Y. Ho: If you don’t stop, I’m going to eat you. JLH: ...”Eat” or “ yeet”? A. Ho: ...Let’s go with yeet. It makes me seem like more of a functional human. --approx. five seconds later— A. Ho: Don’t mess with me, I can unhinge my jaw like a viper.