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#11140

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Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!

#11139

1010

Nov. 12, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Albert: Do you think paper straws cost democrats the house?

#10836

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Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

#10614

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May 24, 2022, 3:25 p.m.

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Albert: Who else took a Diet Pepsi? Ace: Me! Albert: FELLOW DEGENERATE!

#9857

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Jan. 28, 2022, 3:46 p.m.

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// bus ride Albert: Look an orange! Albert: now it’s here Albert: and now it’s here Albert: Boop boop boop boop! *bounces orange between hands*

#9433

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Nov. 29, 2021, 9:22 a.m.

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*In mathphys* John: I wish it was "Inside Out" but with my head Dhruv: You mean the horror movie?

#9432

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Nov. 29, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.

#9260

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Nov. 2, 2021, 7:44 p.m.

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Lodal: Nacho is basically just Albert but a junior

#9199

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Oct. 6, 2021, 9:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Bosse has left SRP for the period, Kaluta is calling names *Albert runs in frantically* Albert: Did I miss attendance? Kaluta: So all you people standing need to return your Arduinos. Albert: Wait, this isn't attendance!!

#8428

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Dec. 13, 2019, 8:19 a.m.

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//Matthew Casertano is loudly playing a Prager U video in class Albert Y. Ho: If you don’t stop, I’m going to eat you. JLH: ...”Eat” or “ yeet”? A. Ho: ...Let’s go with yeet. It makes me seem like more of a functional human. --approx. five seconds later— A. Ho: Don’t mess with me, I can unhinge my jaw like a viper.