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Feb. 25, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Pulkit: So do the cancer cells just reproduce or do they mutate the cells around them? Balla: They just reproduce. Myles: It would be kind of interesting if they could mutate the cells around them. Thomas: All the cool kids are turning into cancer cells.

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:40 p.m.

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Balla: It's Reba the amoeba's birthday today. Her mother made her a birthday cake. Thomas: Wait, isn't she her own mother?

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Jan. 5, 2011, 10:12 p.m.

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Henok: Autocorrect was configured to replace "it" with "my dick." But it's fixed now. Thomas: Your dick is fixed?

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Jan. 4, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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Thomas: Why do Leora and Julia have the same earmuffs? Eva: Because, in a ploy to actually make money, they made more than one.

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Dec. 23, 2010, 8:48 p.m.

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McHale: Why did you punch me? I gave you brownies. Tatyana: It was an affectionate punch.

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Oct. 21, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Loomis: It's 0/2, not 0/1. Stein. Oh, okay. Same difference. McHale: Same quotient.