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March 6, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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//Learning about Gabriel's Horn Stein: So you can't paint it...but you can fill it with anything you want...including paint, so you can paint its inside. Sam: But when you say paint, you mean paint with the same thickness throughout.  And when you fill it, the paint layer gets thinner far out... Stein: See, when I teach this, I really get to learn people's personalities.  There are the superrationalists, who argue that it all makes sense.  Then there are engineers, like Mr. Templin, who think that since you can't build it, it doesn't exist.  And there are people like me, who think it's amazing that God created things like this to wonder at.  Now, I'll give the superrationalist 30 seconds.

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:35 p.m.

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Templin: That’s what I was gonna say. Hammond: Except you banged your head too many times in the car. Templin: That’s why I’m not a physics teacher.

#918

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:35 p.m.

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Templin: “I think if I had banged my head one more time against the windshield I would have been a math teacher.”

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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Mr. Templin: Say I'm building a shelf... Class: Shelf.

#790

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Oct. 31, 2009, 10:41 p.m.

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Templin: Rain is bad but see...snow is good because snow...is not like rain.

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Oct. 22, 2009, 6:49 p.m.

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Templin: I'm looking for the 10 best reasons to come to the Magnet. Any suggestions? Student: You get to be with your type! Schafer: Ha, yes, obviously. Wait, what is your type? ... Actually, no. I don't want to know.

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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//Schafer is using Kaluta's megaphone in 211 during 6th period, while the juniors share the room with freshmen Schafer: *sounds siren* HeY! GuYS! WaiT, how DO you make it loud? Templin: That light needs to be on. Just hit that button. Schafer: LIke this? No wait, that only did it for a second... GUYS! Wait, what block is this? Templin: Six. Schafer: *seeing juniors* You aren't in Block C! Get out! Wait, I forgot the papers...

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June 8, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Kevin: When are you grading the Chem R&E journals? Templin: Next year! You can give it to me now. It would just sit in storage.