//Kaluta is showing Mat Sci kids examples of shoe parts for their upcoming shoe-making project. He takes out a half-shoe, cut lengthwise. Kaluta: So this was cut on the band saw. Used. I think a kid left it in the R&E room, and Mr. Templin got really mad about it, and cut it in half... You guys remember Mr. Templin?
//In jazz band, trumpets finish playing Julian: Man, I don't know about the rest of these gumps but the trumpets NAILED IT! Templin: Yeah, you nailed your coffins shut, maybe.
//Templin is subbing in jazz band Templin: Now, saxes, any half step key change is important. This one especially. In this instance, you can either stand there and knock their socks off, or you can stand there with your pants at your socks. //Class laughs confusedly Jack: Who says you can't do both?
//Roberts was explaining the solo transcription project in jazz band; Templin was a substitute for Mr. Clark and he was jamming on trombone with honors jazz Allison: I have a relevant question. Roberts: What is it? Allison: Can I just play the Born to Run solo by Bruce Springsteen? Roberts: No. That's not jazz. It's rock. Allison: Well, the blues are like a brother to jazz, and you know that blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll... so I think that it should count. Templin: Yeah, well it was an illegitimate child.
//to Block D at end of period Templin: You guys are as bad at cleaning up as you are at-- Student: Lots of other things! Templin: --lots of other things. Like technical writing.
//After receiving a triple beam balance from Mrs. Nawabi Nawabi: Make sure Mr. Templin always knows where this balance is or some kids might take it and sell it for drugs
Templin: Girls with sticks rule!
//Discussing Katy Perry Templin: Nah... Katy's not bad. She's good for looking at certain types of pictures.
Pham: Why you call me Mr. Templin? You know I not Mr. Templin, right? Do I look white to you?
Ashu: Saurav is a grown man, who can take care of himself //10 seconds later Ashu: SAURAV WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? GO BACK TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING!