#6894

44

Nov. 3, 2017, 9:43 a.m.

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//Talking about immigrating to America and the trials he gave to his parents Whitacre: Legend has it that when I left the airplane, people were like YAY!! (Imitates people waving their hand)

#6885

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Nov. 1, 2017, 1:28 p.m.

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//After a test Whitacre: How many of you guys read your essays before you turned them in? //One person slowly raises her hand //Whitacre looks disappointed Whitacre: How many of you guys check your texts before you send them? //2-3 people raise their hands Whitacre: See, this is why your lives are terrible.

#6867

88

Oct. 30, 2017, 10:40 a.m.

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// AP World PD. 3, learning about Hinduism and Moksha Claudia: What is this word? Moshka, Mochka? Whitacre: Why do you have a Starbucks pronunciation of everything?!

#6856

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Oct. 26, 2017, 8:48 a.m.

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Whitacre: You guys should read Mein Kampf.

#6836

66

Oct. 24, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are you guys so tired? It's only Tuesday! Whitacre: Get your 10 hours of sleep...like the doctors recommend! Joseph: You mean 10 hours a week?

#6794

77

Oct. 18, 2017, 1:44 p.m.

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//Talking about Han Chinese romance novels Whitacre: love never dies, it just gets stupid

#6779

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Oct. 16, 2017, 1:09 p.m.

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//Talking about kiddos in AP World who are temporarily disappointed by their test grades Whitacre: Hope is disappointment delayed Whitacre: That's what I said at my mother's funeral

#6612

55

Sept. 19, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

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Whitacre: Jewish people will have a legitimate excuse for missing school. The rest of you guys can say, "Thank you for the Jewish thing!"

#6587

11

Sept. 13, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

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//Handing out a quiz Whitacre: And don't think about drawing on them! You don't have any artistic talents anyways.

#6586

11

Sept. 13, 2017, 6:47 p.m.

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//Whitcare explains his outlook on marriage and women Whitacre: Yeah! When you're single all the money goes to you! Whitacre: Childbearing at 60? You gon' attend his graduation? Whitacre: The king's mom might still be pulling the strings behind the scenes, and then the king builds a beautiful boat for the mom. Of course, he plans for it to sink. Whitacre: You guys still do arranged marriage! On those dating sites like christians.com or farmerwomen.com, you guys are basically arranging yourselves for marriage! Oh, are you on that .com site right now?