#2849

1616

Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: Project start February 29! Class: But there is no February 29th. Pham: We make it up February 29. Class: But there is no February 29th! Pham: Boy, you guys really smart, huh. (pause) You know that sarcastic, right?

#2841

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: Last year, a very smart kid, his name is Charlie, got brand new textbook.   Students: Pasternak? Pham: Oh, he famous now.  You know what happened?  Dog ate half of textbook. He buy another textbook from Amazon, because it cost 115 dollars instead of 150 dollars.  You think I'm kidding, I'm not kidding!

#2839

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

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Pham: Wolstein give piece of paper each week.  Why? It kill tree.

#2795

1414

Jan. 18, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

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Pham: *Writes HCN on board* Alex C-G: Hey, it's hydrochloric nitrate!

#2794

1212

Jan. 18, 2011, 9:55 a.m.

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//At Science Bowl 2011 regional. RM kids sit down to watch Blair A vs. Blair C Pham: You got nothing better to do on holiday weekend? RM Girl: No, we got out. Pham: This the weekend! Why you have nothing better to do? Man, you guys are whole bunch of nerds.

#2778

1111

Jan. 12, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Pham: So what answer you get? Theresa: D Pham: You sure? Theresa: Umm... I thought so. Pham: You sure it D? Or is that your grade?

#2758

77

Jan. 6, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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//during modsim on Thursday Pham: Wait, tomorrow is Monday, right?

#2755

5559

Jan. 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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Pham: You have two ears. When I talk in class, what happen? It goes in one ear and out the other. You have two eyes. When you read from textbook, what happen? Goes in both eyes and gets stuck.

#2724

1414

Dec. 23, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Theresa: Brian is a pretty girl. Pham: What? Theresa: Have you ever seen Brian dress up as a girl? He's really pretty! Pham: ..... Theresa, what wrong with you?

#2714

1212

Dec. 22, 2010, 8:11 a.m.

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Pham: Where were you yesterday? Student: I was sick. Pham: You sickteen, not sick. Student: Sick! S-I-C-K! Pham: Yeah, I know.