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Nov. 10, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Bro, if Princeton(scioly) was on the same day as regs(scibowl), then I'd dip scioly faster than my dad left for milk.



Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.



Jan. 31, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Hui: Stealing from science bowl is always the morally correct decision.



March 15, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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// Scibowl prac Caleb: Hermaphrodites are perfect.



March 8, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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// Lodal is reading scibowl questions Lodal: Your friend is severely dehydrated. What should you inject into your friend? W: Distilled water X: Your blood Y: 2% NaCl Z: Your urine.



Nov. 7, 2021, 1:01 a.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts, Caleb is reading warmup questions Caleb: How many pokemon were there in the first generation? Andy: 151! Joseph: Is that in Campbell?



March 19, 2015, 2:56 p.m.

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Ostrander's Science Bowl Bio (written by the Science Bowl team): Mr. Peter Ostrander is the magnet coordinator of Montgomery Blair High School, which he rules with a titanium fist. He is best known for his thorough understanding of the nature of school politics, the high school student psyche, and 80’s and 90’s bands, although his favorite musician is Justin Bieber, for his profound lyrics and masterful melodies. Science bowl is very pleased to welcome him as a member of the current regime. He fulfills his role as assistant head coach almost as well our head coach. He is a constant presence at science bowl practices and you can hardly walk into a meet without feeling his aura. In his free time, Mr. Ostrander enjoys surfing.



Nov. 13, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?



April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.



April 26, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//At National Science Bowl Pham: Our goal is not to win, our goal is to piss the organizers off!