Pham: Why you come to Blair? Svetlana: Well, I really like the logic of math and computer science and *gets off by Pham* Pham: What? Wrong answer! You not understanding my question?! //class blinks Pham: You come to Blair to do SRP and get into college!!! Not fo' the learning!
//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.
// Discussing Supreme Court cases //On Dred Scott Swaney: And you all know who Dred Scott's lawyer was, right? Class: Montgomery Blair. Swaney: Right. Apparently he didn't do a very good job, as he lost. He got schooled.
Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?
//At Science Bowl 2011 regional. RM kids sit down to watch Blair A vs. Blair C Pham: You got nothing better to do on holiday weekend? RM Girl: No, we got out. Pham: This the weekend! Why you have nothing better to do? Man, you guys are whole bunch of nerds.
//talking about the old days when Blair was even worse than it is now Pham: Back then parent call and ask, 'do you feel dangerous when you here in school?' And I say yes! //he meant "in danger"
Stein: "Compare Blair High School to Poolesville High School. If you've ever been to Poolesville High School-- I've only been there once. I don't want to go back."
Scafer: bpp.mbhs.edu. It's the best website in the world! Shelley: A website that's better than tvtropes? blasphemy.