Schafer: We construct Puzzlepalooza teams based on your unique skills. Elliot is great for stuff about crew. Some of you are good for robotics. And Ittai is great at distracting Walstein!
Pham: Wolstein give piece of paper each week. Why? It kill tree.
Giles (about Walstein): Logs? I don’t know what the hell is going on in that room. //later Giles: I was actually born in this century. I know how to use a computer.
Pham: Computer is computer. Math is math. Especially Wolstein. You been Wolstein's class! He believe math control everything.
Pham: Look, when you retire sit at home you going to die! You just go home sit down and sometimes they all drop dead! That why Wol-stein not want retire.
//talking about how he got his job in the magnet Rose: Basically, Walstein yelled at me in the loudest, most insulting tone, and I didn't cry, so I got the job. //later: Rose: Yeah, I've been secretly training my entire life for loud Jewish men to yell at me. (mutters) My entire childhood...
// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva
//Walstein's precalc B class, talking about why people should speak French Richard Chen: The French make sweet love! Eva: Speaking French isn't going to help you, Richard.
Pham: You know [student]? He not doing any of the wuhk! Mr. Wolstein tell me that he not turning in the homewuhk. So Wolstein going and yelling at him. But also, I had him for the -- what you call? -- Chem R&E! He not doing the project at all! He just say, "this project stupid, I not doing it." Shirley: So did you tell him that he's stupid? Pham: No, why I doing that? Shirley: Because he insulted your project! Pham: No, but Wolstein yelling at him every day now.
//while teaching curl and divergence to mathphys Mr. Schafer: I don't want to ruin this for one Eric W. -- what's his middle initial?