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#1503
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⚐ Report//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."
#1502
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⚐ ReportSchafer: My wife's friend's something something something does work on bridges, and he takes a lot of pictures. SO I get one that is actually useful every once in a while, like this one! (points to picture on Promethean board) Nilay: Also, that picture was in the textbook. Schafer: Oh. (pause) Well, a different picture.
#1500
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⚐ ReportSchafer: There's actually a closet in my house where after a shower you can go hear the pipes settle. Vishnu: Can we visit, Mr. Schafer? Schafer: No, the dog would eat you. Though, Jeechee could bring his dog. Both of ours are like (holds out arms) this big. (looking around) Oh, wait, he's not in this class. (various students now claim their dogs could beat his up)
#1499
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⚐ Report//Talking about Snowpocalypse Schafer: So I was up in Pennsylvania, and I called my neighbor and I'm like "We've got power up here!" And he's like "We don't here, the dog and I are cold." Student: Did he see the super bowl? Schafer: Well, he went to a friend's house. Sadly, the dog missed it.
#1498
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⚐ Report//Going over a Thermo Quiz Schafer: Guys, while I DID want you to compare scales, I wasn't looking for you to say which ones sucked or are useless. Even though we all agree it's Fahrenheit. Though, we do live in a country full of (quietly) idiots (out loud) people who use it.
#1427
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⚐ ReportScafer: bpp.mbhs.edu. It's the best website in the world! Shelley: A website that's better than tvtropes? blasphemy.
#1404
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Watch the electrons fight to illuminate your screen! *in a high voice* It's my turn!
#1394
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⚐ Report//Day One of Thermo Schafer: Welcome to thermo, where we'll burn stuff...and, hopefully, do some learning!
#1368
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⚐ Report//Schafer is giving a PowerPoint on sound Schafer: This doesn't matter. *next slide* Stuff. *next slide* Babies. *next slide*