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⚐ Report//Just a typical Mogge class Student1: So, what did you learn in history today? Student2: Abstinence!
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Anyone doing anything FUN! over the weekend? Deeya: ACT! Whitacre: Anyone have a ton of work lined up for them and their weekend is just going to be miserable, raise your hands. //Around 5-10 people raise their hands Whitacre: Goood, your misery is my pleasure.
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⚐ Report//After a test Whitacre: How many of you guys read your essays before you turned them in? //One person slowly raises her hand //Whitacre looks disappointed Whitacre: How many of you guys check your texts before you send them? //2-3 people raise their hands Whitacre: See, this is why your lives are terrible.
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⚐ Report//Handing out a quiz Whitacre: And don't think about drawing on them! You don't have any artistic talents anyways.
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⚐ Report// 9th period AP World Francis: So I heard it was the oldest profession... Whitacre: Mathematician? Francis: No, prostitution. Whitacre: Same difference.
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⚐ Report//During AP World Christine: My parents speak really bad English! Whitacre: You mean poor?
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⚐ Report//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.
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⚐ Report//During a test in world Moose: *laughs* Student: What? Moose: ISN'T SCHOOL *FUN*? Class: ... Moose: Yep. Yep, it is.