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#7247

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Feb. 20, 2018, 12:38 p.m.

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//Just a typical Mogge class Student1: So, what did you learn in history today? Student2: Abstinence!

#7022

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Dec. 7, 2017, 1:03 p.m.

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Whitacre: Anyone doing anything FUN! over the weekend? Deeya: ACT! Whitacre: Anyone have a ton of work lined up for them and their weekend is just going to be miserable, raise your hands. //Around 5-10 people raise their hands Whitacre: Goood, your misery is my pleasure.

#6885

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Nov. 1, 2017, 1:28 p.m.

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//After a test Whitacre: How many of you guys read your essays before you turned them in? //One person slowly raises her hand //Whitacre looks disappointed Whitacre: How many of you guys check your texts before you send them? //2-3 people raise their hands Whitacre: See, this is why your lives are terrible.

#6587

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Sept. 13, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

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//Handing out a quiz Whitacre: And don't think about drawing on them! You don't have any artistic talents anyways.

#5675

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Dec. 3, 2015, 7:53 a.m.

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Fausto: Excuse me, what do we do for- Whitacre: Why are you speaking again?

#5392

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Feb. 17, 2015, 1:23 p.m.

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Mrs. Ravilious: I am the dream killer; I kill all your dreams.

#4575

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Sept. 7, 2013, 7:09 p.m.

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// 9th period AP World Francis: So I heard it was the oldest profession... Whitacre: Mathematician? Francis: No, prostitution. Whitacre: Same difference.

#4341

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Dec. 9, 2012, 8:37 p.m.

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//During AP World Christine: My parents speak really bad English! Whitacre: You mean poor?

#4210

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Sept. 20, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.

#4196

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Sept. 13, 2012, 10 p.m.

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//During a test in world Moose: *laughs* Student: What? Moose: ISN'T SCHOOL *FUN*? Class: ... Moose: Yep. Yep, it is.