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⚐ Report// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.
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⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: Pablo, you're exerting force against Donald Trump Also Mr. Jacobs: John, you're exerting force against Beyoncé
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⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: You know what my favorite thing about clementines are? When you peel them you get the integral symbol!
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⚐ Report//During physics discussion Jacobs: I’m so excited on sitting on the table! I can’t even sit on my chair so I’m on the table.
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⚐ Report//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!
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⚐ Report//Pd 3 AP Lit Jacobs: My sister married a stock broker. //Sits down Jacobs: They're very wealthy. //Looks down at feet mumbling Jacobs: I don't like them.