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#12016

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Aug. 29, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.

#11308

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Dec. 12, 2022, 7:14 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: Pablo, you're exerting force against Donald Trump Also Mr. Jacobs: John, you're exerting force against Beyoncé

#11293

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Dec. 9, 2022, 9:07 a.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: You know what my favorite thing about clementines are? When you peel them you get the integral symbol!

#10824

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Sept. 16, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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//During physics discussion Jacobs: I’m so excited on sitting on the table! I can’t even sit on my chair so I’m on the table.

Matthew Jacobs, the new AP physics teacher. You should say hi to him.

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#10176

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March 6, 2022, 11:42 p.m.

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//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!

#7832

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Jan. 3, 2019, 11:04 p.m.

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//Pd 3 AP Lit Jacobs: My sister married a stock broker. //Sits down Jacobs: They're very wealthy. //Looks down at feet mumbling Jacobs: I don't like them.