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#3710
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⚐ ReportMr. Mogge: Why is there an animated Felix the cat on the slide? //Class gives random answers Mr. Mogge: No. Remember, it's because slides get lonely when put away.
#3707
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⚐ Report//While Japanese student visitors were in class Mogge: Como se dice "Book" in Japanese?
#3696
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⚐ ReportMr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.
#3177
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⚐ Report//Mogge reading from Tokugawa's governing laws and giving college advice Mogge: (jokingly) This passage is kinda like what my sister told me when I left for college: "Drinking parties and wanton revelry should be avoided; sexual indulgence and habitual gambling lead to the downfall of a college career [changed from 'state']." And then she said, "keep that thing in your pants." That was embarrassing.
#3142
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⚐ ReportMogge: There was child labor during the Industrial Revolution. You guys will also experience child labor. Get it? Class: (nervous laughter) Mogge: Hopefully you all know when you're pregnant so you don't end up on the Maury Show saying, "Ahhh, I didn't know I was pregnant."
#3133
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⚐ Report//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!
#2061
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⚐ ReportMogge: So, it's like this. (Up and down hand movements) Leverage. Leverage. Leverage. SCREWDRIVER!
#1413
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⚐ ReportMogge: "Imagine if you woke up one morning and Mr. Mogge was in your kitchen making you breakfast! Yeah....that would be weird....."