Piper: And next Friday is Friday the 13th. You know what that means... //evil grin Piper: TEST DAY!
Schwartz: "You guys should all just do that next time. Just answer everything correct on my next test; it makes my job a lot easier."
//ADSA pd. 4 Pham: Are they taking a test? Paul: It's a practice test. The real test is on Thursday. Pham: Why you give them a test before the test? (pause) That not right. You supposed to know this stuff, guys!
Street: Tests are simply a celebration of knowledge
//Peter Ho walks in for final Analysis test Peter: Mr Rose, I'm ready for anal! Wait... Mr. Rose: You planned that. Peter: Yep.
Hinkle: You guys know, the curriculums are all pre-written, every day planned out, for some classes. The big guys get together and decide, "On day one they'll do this, on day two they'll do that, and on day seven they'll-" Nadia: Rest? Hinkle: Take a test! *cackles*
//Rose test is interrupted by fire alarm during 9th period Jacob(to Rose students): You're welcome!
Mr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.
// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.
// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.