#11854

88

May 17, 2023, 6 p.m.

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// In mathphys Schafer: ... with that out of the way, you're free to have fun or whatever. Except for group 6, you guys should be working on your magnetic fields in matter presentation for next class. Group 6, stacking 20 mandarins on the back table:

#11848

616

May 17, 2023, 9 a.m.

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Andy: We need to work on the sussy slides. Schafer: You're doing supersymmetry? It's called SUSY(soo-sie). Andy: But among us, we can call it sussy.

#11805

99

May 3, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Schafer: Where did F = ma come from? Schafer: It came from Newton's brain. Schafer: I know it's a crap answer but it's true.

#11773

1717

April 20, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Ostrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.

#11745

88

April 13, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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//Schafer revealing something in a lesson near the end of the period Schafer: But what you couldn't see... *turns to board* *board turns off* Schafer: *fumbles with board* Darn it. Class is over.

#11738

1313

April 12, 2023, 9 a.m.

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// Rabbitholes Schafer: Before you know it it's been 5 hours and you haven't done any of your homework but you know EVERYTHING about where Spongebob Squarepants came from.

#11737

1212

April 12, 2023, 8:29 a.m.

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Schafer: So if you hook this up to a 10,000 volt source, we could produce x-rays. Schafer: Could we do this? Yeah. Schafer: But I want to keep my job.

#11736

1820

April 12, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Schafer: I have two small children at home. Schafer: They are becoming less small. Children tend to do that.

#11704

1818

March 21, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Schafer: If we were to interview 100 people about what physics equations they know... Schafer: 85 would run away, 10 would say e = mc^2, and 4 would say f = ma. Schafer: And one special person would say some special equation. Schafer: The return rate is low because most people would scream and run away.

#11701

1113

March 20, 2023, 9:56 a.m.

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//Quantum In-Class Problems Schafer: Ok, Group 1. Nathan, Steven... Schafer: *sees Armand's entire name* ...Armand. //Later Schafer: Now, I think these answers are correct... Schafer: But there may be those among us... Schafer: Right, you heard me.