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#11915
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⚐ Report// Quantum presentation Schafer: Here's a chart. Schafer: Not a chAaaAaArt, just a chart.
#11914
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Have you guys been quizzed on memorizing the elements of the periodic table? *Class shakes head* Schafer: You guys have lived a deprived childhood.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Uh, where is puzzlepalooza? Schafer: Seriously? Your first puzzle is to show up!
#11890
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⚐ Report// Talking about suits Schafer: Here is your fashion tip of the day: Never button all 3 buttons. Schafer: Always leave the last button open.
#11854
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⚐ Report// In mathphys Schafer: ... with that out of the way, you're free to have fun or whatever. Except for group 6, you guys should be working on your magnetic fields in matter presentation for next class. Group 6, stacking 20 mandarins on the back table:
#11848
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⚐ ReportAndy: We need to work on the sussy slides. Schafer: You're doing supersymmetry? It's called SUSY(soo-sie). Andy: But among us, we can call it sussy.
#11805
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Where did F = ma come from? Schafer: It came from Newton's brain. Schafer: I know it's a crap answer but it's true.
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.
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⚐ Report//Schafer revealing something in a lesson near the end of the period Schafer: But what you couldn't see... *turns to board* *board turns off* Schafer: *fumbles with board* Darn it. Class is over.
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⚐ Report// Rabbitholes Schafer: Before you know it it's been 5 hours and you haven't done any of your homework but you know EVERYTHING about where Spongebob Squarepants came from.