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Feb. 13, 2024, 2:42 p.m.

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Grace: Mr. Rose, do I have permission to yell at people? Rose: Yell, probably no, but to encourage them to write more legibly, yes. Grace: darn it!



Jan. 30, 2024, 8:32 p.m.

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Nobody: Bored seniors on the AP lit whiteboard: <img src="" alt="Board with magnetic letters that say happy no nut november. no cum or else thy dick shalt fly off"/>



April 13, 2023, 10:46 a.m.

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//Schafer revealing something in a lesson near the end of the period Schafer: But what you couldn't see... *turns to board* *board turns off* Schafer: *fumbles with board* Darn it. Class is over.



Oct. 2, 2010, 10:02 p.m.

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// Ostrander spontaneously walks into 317 Ostrander: You have a projector and a Promethean Board. Stein: The TV? Ostrander: Yeah, you have like two projectors. Stein: It's a multimedia classroom. Ostrander: If we remove that one, would you be offended? *referring to the pre-Promethean era ceiling-mounted projector* Stein: That one? Yeah, I'll be offended! I need that... *referring to the Promethean projector* Ostrander: ...for... Stein: That's the Promethean... oh, THIS one! *points to the ceiling-mounted projector* // students laugh Stein: I thought you were talking about the Promethean Board and the television. Ostrander: No, no no. Stein: That was there before the Promethean Board. Ostrander: ... that device that no one uses. Stein: Yeah, that can go to 309. Ostrander: Uh... it'll probably go into an English room, but it will go somewhere without a Promethean Board. Stein: But what about 309? That needs it. Ostrander: I know. *students laugh* I don't have any teachers in 309.



March 15, 2010, 4:21 p.m.

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Mme Loomis: "Je vais le mettre sur le...sur le...tableau magique." Translation: I'm going to put it on the...on the...magic board.



March 9, 2010, 8:08 p.m.

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Mr. Verock: Everything on the board has a meaning. Except that part over there... Apparently I'm a zombie.

At the bottom of the board was a picture of a zombie, with the words "I'm Mr. Verock, I eat chur BRAINSSS!"

zombie, board, verock