#1140

88

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: $25. It's expensive! Mario: Twenty-five dolla' make you holla'! Schafer: I could've done without that. Shirley: We couldn't have!

#1139

88

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: Great, I just assigned a problem to make sure you could get a PhD to my high school kids. I am such a jerk. //later Schafer: I told them, "The good news is, I curved the exam. The bad news is, none of you are ready to get your PhD in physics from MIT.

#1138

11

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Schafer: For those of you who are interested, Michael has volunteered to show you how to get started in study hall tomorrow. Mikey: I have? Schafer: You have! That's what you said: "It's easy!"

#1137

77

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Schafer: We're Magnet dancing, which means it looks kind of weird, and we have no rhythm, but it's okay.

#1092

1010

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Schafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!

#1091

57

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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//Jacob passes Stein and Schafer in the hallway Stein: I have a truth question for you. Post article on Blair bathrooms. Source: Rosanne Hurwitz? Schafer: No, Silver Chips. Jacob: Well, Silver Chips -- sent to them by Rosanne Hurwitz. //a few days later, Jacob passes Stein and Schafer again Jacob: The bathrooms are unlocked! Stein: Does that make you proud?

#1089

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: It gonna be a weee li'l tiny thing.

#1088

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: This is, for all intents and purposes, a security mirror for 7-11. Hang on, I stole one. //Schafer escapes into the back room to look for his mirror, but it's been STOLEN!

#1087

66

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Schafer: One day, you might say, I want to go back to Blair on Friday to say hi. You may have something to ask Mr. Schafer. Alumnus: You may be thinking, I wonder if he's wearing that same green shirt he wore seven years ago. //Mr. Schafer looks down at his green shirt Schafer: Hey, it means I haven't gained any weight! That's a plus.

#1085

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:36 p.m.

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Schafer: How do you get an elephant out of the grocery store? You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way." But there is no f in "way"!