#1167

11

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: My trivia team's name last Tuesday night was, "Tigah, question mark. They should call him Cheetah!"

#1166

99

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:55 p.m.

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//Schafer is copying from a book onto the board Mikey: Are you sure? Schafer: Yes, I'm reading it out of the Good Book. //a minute later Schafer: Son of a biscuit! I can't read!

#1144

55

Dec. 11, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Schafer: All teachers are jerks.

#1141

33

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Schafer: Here's the line *points*, Mario stepped over it *steps*, and Michael stepped back *steps back*, looked at it, and... *jumps about five feet forward*

#1140

88

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: $25. It's expensive! Mario: Twenty-five dolla' make you holla'! Schafer: I could've done without that. Shirley: We couldn't have!

#1139

88

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: Great, I just assigned a problem to make sure you could get a PhD to my high school kids. I am such a jerk. //later Schafer: I told them, "The good news is, I curved the exam. The bad news is, none of you are ready to get your PhD in physics from MIT.

#1138

11

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Schafer: For those of you who are interested, Michael has volunteered to show you how to get started in study hall tomorrow. Mikey: I have? Schafer: You have! That's what you said: "It's easy!"

#1137

77

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Schafer: We're Magnet dancing, which means it looks kind of weird, and we have no rhythm, but it's okay.

#1092

1010

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Schafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!

#1091

57

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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//Jacob passes Stein and Schafer in the hallway Stein: I have a truth question for you. Post article on Blair bathrooms. Source: Rosanne Hurwitz? Schafer: No, Silver Chips. Jacob: Well, Silver Chips -- sent to them by Rosanne Hurwitz. //a few days later, Jacob passes Stein and Schafer again Jacob: The bathrooms are unlocked! Stein: Does that make you proud?