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#710
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⚐ Report//Hammond buzzes at It's Ac practice and turns towards Schafer Schafer: How do you not know this? Hammond: I buzzed for you. How do you now know this? //time runs out and nobody answers
#708
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I hate you all. Jacob: Last week when you said that, you said you were talking to the electrons. Schafer: Not this time.
#706
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⚐ ReportMichael: Will we do Lorenz transformations? Schafer: Yes. But not while studying mechanics. Michael: Aww.
#705
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⚐ Report//discussing non-inertial reference frames as viewed by two observers Schafer: I'm sorry. This is hard to imagine. Some of you might actually have two friends! Oh, did I say that out loud? Andie: Nils only has one friend on Facebook. Schafer: Nils, is that true? Nils: *nods*
#703
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⚐ Report//discussing centers of mass Schafer: So where's the fat kid? *a fat kid walks by and stares into the room*
#702
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⚐ Report//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...
#670
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you want to look stupid, as many of you choose to do on a daily basis-- //Shirley puts on Mr. Hammond's bubble crown (hat)