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#710

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond buzzes at It's Ac practice and turns towards Schafer Schafer: How do you not know this? Hammond: I buzzed for you. How do you now know this? //time runs out and nobody answers

#708

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Schafer: I hate you all. Jacob: Last week when you said that, you said you were talking to the electrons. Schafer: Not this time.

#707

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Schafer: This is not very difficult. Galileo did it.

#706

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Michael: Will we do Lorenz transformations? Schafer: Yes. But not while studying mechanics. Michael: Aww.

#705

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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//discussing non-inertial reference frames as viewed by two observers Schafer: I'm sorry. This is hard to imagine. Some of you might actually have two friends! Oh, did I say that out loud? Andie: Nils only has one friend on Facebook. Schafer: Nils, is that true? Nils: *nods*

#704

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Did you just say balls? Rohan: No, lols.

#703

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Oct. 20, 2009, 11:31 a.m.

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//discussing centers of mass Schafer: So where's the fat kid? *a fat kid walks by and stares into the room*

#702

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Oct. 19, 2009, 6:09 p.m.

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//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...

#698

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Oct. 17, 2009, 12:49 p.m.

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Schafer: SiƩntate -- that's Spanish for sit'ch'yo'self down.

#670

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer: If you want to look stupid, as many of you choose to do on a daily basis-- //Shirley puts on Mr. Hammond's bubble crown (hat)