#744

2424

Oct. 23, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

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//talking about probability versus determinism Mr. Schafer: There is a chance that, in ten seconds, someone will come out of the store room on a horse and gallop around the room... *Lev comes out of the storage closet on the back of a toy stick horse, gallops around the room, and leaves*

#737

1414

Oct. 22, 2009, 6:49 p.m.

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Templin: I'm looking for the 10 best reasons to come to the Magnet. Any suggestions? Student: You get to be with your type! Schafer: Ha, yes, obviously. Wait, what is your type? ... Actually, no. I don't want to know.

#731

33

Oct. 21, 2009, 6:58 p.m.

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//finding centers of mass Schafer: Instead of having a hole, I'm going to add negative matter. So what do I get when I add matter and negative matter? Ben: An explosion. Schafer: NO! That's antimatter, this is negative matter. Two different things.

#712

88

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond puts on his hat and coat to leave Jacob: Nice outfit, Mr. Hammond! Stein: We thought it looked like Indiana Jones. Schafer: I thought it looked like a stalker.

#710

88

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond buzzes at It's Ac practice and turns towards Schafer Schafer: How do you not know this? Hammond: I buzzed for you. How do you now know this? //time runs out and nobody answers

#708

77

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Schafer: I hate you all. Jacob: Last week when you said that, you said you were talking to the electrons. Schafer: Not this time.

#707

55

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Schafer: This is not very difficult. Galileo did it.

#706

-22

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Michael: Will we do Lorenz transformations? Schafer: Yes. But not while studying mechanics. Michael: Aww.

#705

99

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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//discussing non-inertial reference frames as viewed by two observers Schafer: I'm sorry. This is hard to imagine. Some of you might actually have two friends! Oh, did I say that out loud? Andie: Nils only has one friend on Facebook. Schafer: Nils, is that true? Nils: *nods*

#704

35

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Did you just say balls? Rohan: No, lols.