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#553

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:37 a.m.

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Schafer: I looked like a thug. It was awesome.

#552

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: You say, "Pain fades, wounds heal, and chicks dig scars." So on your discharge paper, it says, "Patient does not want stitches, comma space, chicks dig scars."

#551

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm okay with a Magnet student marrying a non-Magnet student and having children, but a Magnet student marrying another Magnet student and having Magnet offspring... *shudders*

#540

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Sept. 17, 2009, 1:07 a.m.

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Schafer: My blood pressure has reached Walstein levels. He told me so. In fact, I surpassed him. Yesterday.

#533

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Sept. 10, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Why do people have such strong opinions about health care? I just got into a fight with Schafer, Stein, and Donaldson about this. Actually, Donaldson, Stein, and I just got into a fight with Schafer. And those of you who know them will understand why.

#526

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:14 p.m.

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Schafer: Then people realize, if the drug dealers are doing it... we should, too! //talking about cell phone use... talking about logistic curves

#445

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June 20, 2009, 11:22 p.m.

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Schafer: Mario, you need to figure out your life!

#442

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June 15, 2009, 8:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer arrives at the Magnet picnic carrying a stack of precalc exams Jacob: Are you grading exams during the picnic? Schafer: Damn skippy!

#427

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June 5, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//Shiv had asked a question about the precalc exam Schafer: *turns to Jared* "Can you translate please? I don't speak 9th grader anymore."

#425

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June 5, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: *animal noises* Wylie: Are you imitating a pterodactyl or a kitten? Mr. Schafer: Actually a pterodactyl eating a kitten.