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#1493
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⚐ Report//Stein holds up the z-score table Stein (with exaggerated voice waver): ChaAaAaArt!
#1477
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose draws a limaçon which doesn't go through the pole Stein: No! Graph a loop-de-loop! Stein (singing): B-O-R-I-N-G-G-R-A-P-H! B-O-R-I-N-G-G-R-A-P-H! C'mon! Sing with me!
#1475
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⚐ ReportStein: There are three types of limaçons: blobs, cardioids, and loop-de-loops. I hate blobs. I never assign them.
#1474
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose draws a polar rose Stein: What do you call that? Rose: A rose. Stein: I call it a STEIN!
#1470
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⚐ ReportStein (talking about a hypotenuse of a triangle): "Now look at this chicken right here."
#1469
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⚐ ReportStein: More people do integrals than play football. We have football pep rallies. Student: But do integrals involve violence? Stein: They could.
#1464
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: There is no doubt whatsoever that what I am saying it theologically correct! I don't even know why we're still having this discussion!
#1459
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⚐ ReportStein: "Compare Blair High School to Poolesville High School. If you've ever been to Poolesville High School-- I've only been there once. I don't want to go back."
#1458
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⚐ ReportMr: Stein: We should have an integration pep rally. They'd run out with posters with different integration techniques, like u substitution, and people would clap politely. And then when they brought out trig substitutions, everyone would go wild.
#1443
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⚐ Report//Just after Stein's play-in-one-act Stein: I told my wife I like to think that each average has it's own personality. She said "I hope you don't tell anyone this!"