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March 14, 2022, 8:04 a.m.

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// Tom Brady is back, *again* Contreras: Shivani, how do you feel Shivani: I'm so happy, I'm in tears Contreras: I was in tears too, but the different kind



Nov. 10, 2020, 10:23 a.m.

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Schafer: It'd be like looking at a football field and thinking: Schafer: "How long is that? Uh ... it's less than a mile." Schafer: You're *not wrong* Schafer: But it's not really accurate



Sept. 20, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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//Friday, September 18 2015 //Ms. Piper's FCS class //When Blair's football team is talked about on Infoflow Trunk: Let's touchdown on that story. Piper: And I thought I had been puns.



Oct. 25, 2012, 7:35 a.m.

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//Simeon is playing a football game on his iPod. //Clare then takes the iPod from Simeon in the middle of the game. Simeon: Hey! You're going to make me lose. Clare: But I scored, see, it says touchdown. Simeon: The other team scored...



Dec. 13, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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//Teacher gives Henok a problem not taught in class and they solve it together. Henok: Yeah [Teacher], we’re a pro team. Teacher: Oh yeah, go long for the imaginary pass! //Henok jogs across the room Teacher: Here it comes. //Teacher pretends to throw, Henok pretends to catch it, then pretends to drops it Henok: Whoops, I guess I’m the Redskins

Hilarious math class moment. This is the day after the EMBARASSING Redskins loss.

football, henok



Feb. 5, 2010, 1:56 p.m.

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Stein: More people do integrals than play football. We have football pep rallies. Student: But do integrals involve violence? Stein: They could.