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Nov. 25, 2015, 3:32 p.m.

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Schwartz: Definite and indefinite integrals are totally unrelated. Just like flammable and inflammable mean the opposite things.



Nov. 20, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pd. 6 Analysis 2 is discussing why it's not ok to simply switch the order of integration without changing the bounds Mr. Schwartz: "It's equivalent to the science problem of dimensional analysis. If you answer in Joules and the question asks for Newton-meters, then, that's just..." Class: "Uhhh" Mr. Schwartz: "...Umm, ok, pretend I never said that."



May 4, 2013, 10:37 a.m.

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Rose: You stretch out the sigma, and it turns into this S-thingy. In fact, sigma is the Greek S. Then you make this delta into a d... Teddy: So you translated from Greek to English? Rose: Pretty much.



March 23, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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Student: Can I take a test in here? Schafer: In the back. //later Schafer: So what question are you on? Student: Um, 17? Schafer: I believe the answer is true. Student: The integral of-- Schafer: DEFINITELY TRUE.



Nov. 30, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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//discussing double integrals in polar Teacher: Since I was really angry at my 5th pd, I told them it was ARRRR dRdθ. And I know *looks at Contreras* some idiot is gonna be in the middle of the test, see a problem, and say ARRRRRR dRdθ, and everyone's gonna remember it. Danderson: So guys, just remember Polar Pirates. Student: I think those were called Vikings... Rafael: So Vikings solve integrals now? Teacher: Well, they were certainly pirates. *begins discussing the Vikings*



April 8, 2010, 10:20 a.m.

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Stein: I am a man of big ideas. That means I don't finish integrals



Feb. 5, 2010, 1:56 p.m.

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Stein: More people do integrals than play football. We have football pep rallies. Student: But do integrals involve violence? Stein: They could.