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#12942

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Jan. 31, 2024, 3:12 p.m.

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Hinkle: How can I calculate the consumer surplus? Dylan: Do a double integral

#10707

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June 15, 2022, 7:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: Sorry guys; you found the secret; all of calculus is a lie.

#10435

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April 8, 2022, 9:46 p.m.

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// Entering the dungeon Schwartz: And here you have the INTEGRAL TROLL. Schwartz: And it says "Fi fie fo fum, I see an n that needs to be turned into a continuous x!"

#9907

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Feb. 3, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//describing a difficult problem Schwartz: This is awful. I'll make you do it -- once. Schwartz: I'll make you do it so you appreciate how awful it is, and you realise that you don't want to do it.

#9876

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Jan. 31, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//teaching integration technique Schwartz: You should definitely go to college and call this "swingy-swingy". Schwartz: Everyone will definitely know what you're talking about, and not think it's weird.

"Is that the formal name for it?" "Does that sound like a formal name?" "..." "There is no formal name. That's just a joke around here." //mod note: yeah uh keep watch for blairisms (source: once tried to google oigoig) //see 9866

analysis, college, integral, schwartz

#9735

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Jan. 12, 2022, 12:14 a.m.

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// Anal 1 video Schwartz: You might think that step 3 is setting up the integral. Schwartz: But no, it's me, Dio! Schwartz: I, whatever. That's probably more groanworthy than funny at this point, who cares.

#9561

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Dec. 8, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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//while drawing a number line with stick figures on it Schwartz: See, there are people at each of these points. Actually, there are infinite people and not just at those points. It's like..... a blob of flesh. Continuous flesh. Schwartz: (pauses) Schwartz: And that is the idea of an integral!

#9402

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Nov. 18, 2021, 10:33 a.m.

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Schwartz: If f satistfies these conditions, then f is "integrable" on a to b. Schwartz: You might think this is related to something we learned about earlier. It is not! Schwartz: The similar names are from *sheer coincidence*! This is called "integrable" ... because it is integral to our study of calculus!

#9398

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:46 a.m.

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Schwartz: You might be a heathen. Schwartz: You might be an ACADEMIC FREAK. Schwartz: You might have encountered something in the past about how this is somehow related to an indefinite integral, but don't be DEGENERATE! Schwartz: An indefinite and definite integral have NOTHINGGGGG to do with each other, just like how inflammable and flammable do NOT mean the same thing! *Entire class breaks down, Stephen Chen very audibly in hysterics*

#9392

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Nov. 17, 2021, 8:03 p.m.

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// Discussing definite integration and Riemann sums Schwartz: I know the answer here is 2/3 because of magic. Andy: What? Schwartz: Like I said, it's magic, I just know. Ace: You're using something other than Riemann sums... Schwartz: Nope! I have NO CLUE what you're talking about, that doesn't exist! Ace: He's using some big brain method. Schwartz: Nope! No brain, just magic.