#11707

1414

March 21, 2023, 1:45 p.m.

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Delaney: Yes. Slay. Right.

#11706

99

March 21, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Delaney: I’m super thick! Delaney: Why are you laughing at me? It’s like you’re questioning how thick I am!

#11680

66

March 14, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Jing-Ray: "It's a beetle with a rocket in its butt!"

#11581

2020

Feb. 16, 2023, 1:35 p.m.

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Delaney: it’s not foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

#11565

1414

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:36 p.m.

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Delaney: My wife decided she wanted another child and I was like, "Okay!" Delaney: And we didn't even try to do it the old-fashioned way because we already knew we weren't good at that. Delaney: So we did the whole process again, and we were PUPO, but it didn't work. // Delaney proceeds to say "PUPO" again another 5 times over the next few minutes

#11564

1515

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Delaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”

#11531

99

Feb. 8, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Delaney: We’re not bringing kink into my cell bio lesson! //later Delaney: After crossing over. If you’re into that.

#11518

1818

Feb. 6, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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// Bio Pd. 8 Hannah: How do worm babies get made? Delaney: Well, two adult worms love each other very much... Hadar: And then a stork drops off the new worm? Delaney: Actually, the two worms secrete a mucus sheath between themseleves... Delaney: The two worms *share genetic information* // Delaney wiggles his eyebrows Delaney: And then one of the worms lays eggs.

#11514

511

Feb. 6, 2023, 1:24 p.m.

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// Bio pd. 8 Delaney: Meiosis is about my ovaries.

#11404

1414

Jan. 10, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Delaney, to Jeremy: Really? We're doing a cardiac dissection and you're eating Doritos?