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Sept. 3, 2023, 7 p.m.

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Hadar: Who the hell is Nicolas Cage? Nikhita: Isn’t that the sex guy? Nikhita: Oh wait, that’s Genghis Khan



June 12, 2023, 7:50 a.m.

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// Hadar walks in late with cinnamon rolls Schwartz: Now THAT is how you walk in late!



April 18, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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Evelyn: How's the look? Hadar: Well, your leg looks a little bit lumpy, but aside from that it's good.



Feb. 6, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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// Bio Pd. 8 Hannah: How do worm babies get made? Delaney: Well, two adult worms love each other very much... Hadar: And then a stork drops off the new worm? Delaney: Actually, the two worms secrete a mucus sheath between themseleves... Delaney: The two worms *share genetic information* // Delaney wiggles his eyebrows Delaney: And then one of the worms lays eggs.



Oct. 27, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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//Pd. 9 Rao, talking about rhetorical questions Hadar: What are rhetorical questions good for, anyway? Rao: That's a good example of a question without a good answer.



Oct. 26, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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// Watching a video in Bio, Delaney Pd. 7 // The man is talking about Richmond, Virginia Man: Meanwhile, across the country, in New York City- Hadar: I don't know on what planet New York City is across the country from Virginia.



May 13, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Hadar and Isaiah presenting about mappings Hadar: So, an example of a mapping: "Isaiah" goes to "Ying", "Hadar" goes to "Ernst" ... Hadar: "United States" goes to "of America", and "Schwartz" goes to "Jesus".



May 5, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.



May 5, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Ace: What is the meaning of life? Schwartz: To do this! *does a weird hop/jump/skip* Hadar: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To be able to ask this question!



April 26, 2022, 8:55 a.m.

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Schwartz: When you see 1-x^2, what do you think about? Hadar: Trigsub! Schwartz: No! Noooooooooooo!