#12991

88

Feb. 6, 2024, 7:40 p.m.

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Arbitrary magnet freshie: This is trying to advertise pregnancy to me!

#12695

88

Dec. 8, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Losekamp: Do you have to make sacrifices to raise a child? Student: You lose sleep Losekamp: You lose sleep? Oh no! I like sleep. I must not have thought this [his wife's pregnancy] thru very well. //later Losekamp: I'm not going to be around to teach you guys later in the year. ... Yeah, it's just because I want to avoid you guys. Diego: You saw me on the first day and decided "oh, I need to avoid this guy, I need to have a child." //later Losekamp: [paraphrased] When I married my wife, she might not have wanted kids, so while I wanted kids, I knew I might have to accept another option ... Diego: Cheating on her? Losekamp: I'm not gonna cheat on my wife.

#11564

1515

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Delaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”

#11055

28

Oct. 27, 2022, 11:56 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Everybody gangsta until the orgo teacher is preggers. // Later Jerry: I’m taking advantage of blairbash being down.

#10358

2222

March 28, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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Johnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.

#10356

1010

March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?

#5353

1717

Jan. 10, 2015, 10:32 p.m.

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//Robotics Kinjal: Has build season started yet? Davis: "Has build season started yet?" What kind of a question is that? Where have you been? It's like asking a woman if she's pregnant--you just don't say that!