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⚐ ReportWoodward: We have some extra time, you should use it to study Woodward: Or don't, I'm not the boss of you Woodward: Well, I guess I kind of am...
#12869
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⚐ ReportWoodward: So suppose you guys have abused too many drugs. Woodward: Or- No, suppose you have had to take drugs all your life and your vestibular system is damaged because of it
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⚐ Report//Jeremy playing Careless Whisper on his saxophone in neuroscience 9th Woodward: We're going to put away Guilty Rhythm...wait...Careless Whisper
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⚐ ReportKatie: Me when I look down *gestures with model brain* *Brain segments scatter across table* Katie: Ah crap-
#12642
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⚐ ReportWoodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*
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⚐ ReportHenry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.
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⚐ Report//Woodward on LASIK Wodward: You get a little laser in your eye, zhjooom zhjooom zhjooom! Like a lightsaber! Now you have good vision.
#12074
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⚐ ReportWoodward: Next time, when you're eating delicious garlic, you can think of tumours, and get appetised.
#11820
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⚐ Report// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.