Katie: Me when I look down *gestures with model brain* *Brain segments scatter across table* Katie: Ah crap-
Woodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*
Henry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.
//Woodward on LASIK Wodward: You get a little laser in your eye, zhjooom zhjooom zhjooom! Like a lightsaber! Now you have good vision.
Woodward: Next time, when you're eating delicious garlic, you can think of tumours, and get appetised.
// Delaney is recounting his time as an AP grader Delaney: I had to read someone's comparison of Amsterdam and New York in the early 1800s. Delaney: They were completely unprepared for AP Bio, but by god were they solid on AP World.
Colby: What's something someone would want to show people? Jeremy: Holes.
Delaney: I’m super thick! Delaney: Why are you laughing at me? It’s like you’re questioning how thick I am!
Neil: I could see myself becoming like cocaine mouse in the future.
*poster drops to floor* Delaney: bruh