#3890

04

Jan. 12, 2012, 6:56 p.m.

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Jeremy: I want to be an old lady when I grow up!!

#3810

2020

Nov. 29, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead. //Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!

#3789

1010

Nov. 17, 2011, 10:25 a.m.

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//At youth and government, Jeremy as chair Jeremy: Is there any debate on the floor? //Milo raises hand Jeremy: Chair recognises the delegate with the really feminine girly hair

#3553

66

Sept. 13, 2011, 10:44 p.m.

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Bart: And later in the year, we will cook bacon in many interesting ways. Jeremy: Mmmmmmm...bacon... Thomas: Aren't you Jewish?

#3546

1313

Sept. 13, 2011, 1:40 p.m.

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Devin: Hey, Jeremy, do you like zombie books? Jeremy: No, I'm more of a non-fiction guy. Devin: But it's not fiction! It's future history!

#3474

11

July 8, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Comparative Government Fall 2010, after a flurry of holidays. Claire H: Does anyone sit next to me? Mr. Swaney: Yeah! Jeremy! He's only missed one day! "Does anyone sit next to me?"?! You've been sitting next to him for a whole quarter: Claire, Jeremy--Jeremy, Claire! He's only missed one day! Claire H: Yeah... but that's this whole week!

#3429

7377

June 1, 2011, 10:41 a.m.

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Sarah: I promise! He was teaching me logs! Jeremy: That's where it all starts, first is logs, then you move to logarithmic graphing, then polar graphing, then it escalates, next thing you know you're pregnant!

#3377

1111

May 17, 2011, 11:23 p.m.

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Jeremy: Oh how I wish I could sign people's organs. (silence, confused looks ensue) Jeremy: No, no! That's not what I meant!

#3301

77

May 2, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Devin cuts the top off of a soda can to make a bowl Jeremy: Wow the edges are pretty sharp. Its like a cookie cutter. Except it cuts humans.

#3280

3941

April 29, 2011, 5:45 p.m.

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Thomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...