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#7746

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Nov. 19, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

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//Sloe bio, making silly putty Sloe: some of you are very good at this and some of you are very bad. //later Sloe: you would make terrible kindergardeners

#7695

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Nov. 2, 2018, 8:53 a.m.

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//2nd period bio Sloe: Guys! I lost my princess bubblegum pin! Sloe: I’m princess bubblegum and I need my pin! Sloe: .... Sloe: Shit! //Later Sloe: If I don’t find that pin my daughter’s gonna kill me! Aaron and Sam: Kill her first.

#7681

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Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#7668

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Oct. 23, 2018, 9:01 a.m.

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Nicole: Whoa there are maggots! Sam: Let’s boil them! Sloe: Ok. (Starts tossing maggots into boiling water) Sam: Hold up I was joking! Why do you people listen to me?

She was boiling black walnuts to extract juglone for an experiment, and there were maggots in the bag of walnuts. This was on the second attempt after the entire base of the beaker broke off on the first attempt.

sloe, maggots, bio

#7663

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Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#7661

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Oct. 18, 2018, 6:19 p.m.

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//2nd pd Sloe sophomore bio //going through a presentation on plants //the last slide has a photo of an elk eating a bush and no caption *Sloe reaches last slide and closes powerpoint without saying anything* Sloe: Oh! *reopens powerpoint* Sloe: What is this animal doing? Class: ... Eating? Sloe: Very good! *closes powerpoint and moves on*

#7658

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:19 a.m.

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Sloe: My cat's a stoner.

#7657

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.

#7656

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Oct. 17, 2018, 7:59 a.m.

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Sloe: The genetics class had thousands of babies yesterday!

#7623

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Sept. 30, 2018, 4:51 p.m.

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//Anika is wearing the BlairHacks tshirt Sloe: Ok, before you start, what's that on your tshirt? It looks like a syringe. Anika: Nonono, it's the Blair steeple. Sloe: Nah, it still looks like a syringe. //Talks about how it looks more like a syringe than a steeple Sloe: Are you a drug dealer? Anika: The only drugs I deal are caffeinated chocolate and ibuprofen

Caffeine and Ibuprofen are both legal

sloe, anika