#7880

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Jan. 23, 2019, 8:42 p.m.

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Jessica: Bok choy is satan in a vegetative state.

#7663

4446

Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#6338

55

March 23, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

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//Boarding the activity bus, som'a'dem buddy'ol'pals discussing where to sit //Shriyash arguing for sitting in the back, Michael for the front Michael: But it's always quite hot in the back. Shriyash: That's because I'm always there.

#6303

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March 13, 2017, 3:51 p.m.

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//On the bus Rohit: I always let the ladies go first because I'm a gentleman.

#6065

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Oct. 19, 2016, 7:13 a.m.

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//7AM on the morning of the PSAT Bus driver: Text your friends or teachers and tell them you're gonna be late 'cause a vehicle caught on fire on 270.

#5701

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Dec. 16, 2015, 8:31 a.m.

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// This is on the bus ride to school. Both bus drivers are on the walkie-talkie. Bus Driver 1: So, did you notice anything interesting lately? Bus Driver 2: Well, there is a candy cane campaign at Home Depot, but that's it. //Some time passes Bus Driver 1: So, did you get any? Bus Driver 2: Yeah, I got some. What about you? Bus Driver 1: I almost bought the whole lot! Bus Driver 2: That's A LOT of candy canes. Where'd you keep them? Bus Driver 1: Oh, well, some of them are on my steering wheel.

#5508

111

June 2, 2015, 9:03 p.m.

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Activity bus driver, as Student is getting on the bus: "So what school are you from?" Student: "Blair...?" *motioning back at Blair Driver: "No, I mean - Oh, you're not in middle school?" Student: "....No?...ahaha..." *awkwardly goes to sit in the very back

#3625

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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//On the bus waiting for people to get on. Saurav is standing on the bus wheel. Bus driver: You better not be standing on the seat!!! Saurav: I'm not standing on the seat. I'm standing on the bus...hump...thingie.... Bus driver: The bus hump thingie? Saurav: You know, that bump that sticks out.... Bus driver: That's called the wheel! Saurav: Oh yeah...that thing....the wheel...

#3260

35

April 26, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//On the bus Lisa: Rafa, promise me you'll find Quang an awesome person to marry. Rafa: I'll get him a hooker. Lisa: You would marry a hooker. Rafa: I married you...what does that say? Lisa: Bad move on my part.

#2937

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Feb. 16, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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//Discussing an art project/presentation in Cell Phys Bosse: Well, I generally don't like to get things in pieces, but one year a student left their model on the bus and got all upset about it and had to present their project anyway. Then the next day the bus driver found the organelle...