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#977
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⚐ ReportPham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.
#949
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: Where the other staple? //Pham looks around Mr. Pham: Oh. //Pham picks up a stapler and tries to refill it, but it snaps shut on him Mr. Pham (with no emotion): Ouch. //Pham puts the stapler down and looks at his hand Mr. Pham (now exasperated): Man, why you guy keep doing that!
#948
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⚐ Report//during a linear algebra test Mr. Pham: If you doing the homework, you get at least a *pause* C.
#947
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: How you spell Zbarsky? Jacob and Shirley (in perfect unison): Z-b, a-r, s-k, y. Jacob: We were perfectly together! Mr. Pham: You guy supposed to be brother! Shirley: Frick and Frack!
#945
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⚐ Report//Pham, talking about students getting wrong answers on tests "Whether it's really way off or just a tiny bit way off..."
#911
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⚐ Report//Physical Chemistry was discussing how the Germans got their Ammonia Mr. Pham: So they were shipping bird deposit back to Germany by the shipload. //Everyone starts laughing because Mr. Pham's shipload sounded like s**tload Mr. Pham: Shipload! Not s**tload!
#902
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⚐ Report//This is from a while back... //Victoria is spacing Pham: What you doing? You think bout some boy! You in my class, I the only boy you think about!
#896
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⚐ ReportPham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!