Search Quotes
#581
44
⚐ ReportPham: You guys waste of county money. For each magnet cost 400,000 a year. You know how much school bus cost? 300,000 for bus with no floor like in Wallops.
#579
911
⚐ Report//Jordan, who sits right next to Mr. Pham's desk, is coughing incessantly Mr. Pham: You know me. If I get sick, I kill you.
#554
22
⚐ ReportPham: They do not like food, bookbags, and overheads -- what you call *puts his hands over his head* -- headphones!
#545
44
⚐ Report//to a student in the computer lab Pham: Do you have free time? Of course you do. You in my class!
#544
55
⚐ Report//Mr. Pham is scrolling through a long PDF on the Promethean board during comp meth Pham: You need to read the whole thing! Student: Will we get a printed copy? Pham: No. Follow link on Edline. Student: Why not? Pham: I have thirty-eight kids in Computational Methods, thirty-two pages. I'm not going to copy that much! [grins] Print it at home! Student: Or at the library! Pham: Or at library! Student: Or in 318! Pham: Nooo! No, not in 318. Print at home, save MCPS some money.
#539
4953
⚐ Report//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!
#538
22
⚐ Report//Kamal interrupts comp methods class Kamal: Can I have Mathematica? //Mikey hands him a CD Pham: Is that legal? Mikey: Of course! Otherwise, he could've gotten it himself. Pham: Can I have one?
#536
5561
⚐ Report//in linear algebra class Mr. Pham: Solve this. *goes to a computer and checks his Gmail* //BIG MCPS RED STOP SIGN APPEARS Mr. Pham: Why they not let you into Facebook?